What movies have not aged well?

A View to a Kill

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Moonraker

How should an atheist respond to a religious person who asks, "Why do you hate God?" What are some appropriate and inappropriate ways to answer this question?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

What is the most gay experience with your dad?

-All the bad guys are black.

-”She is very sexyful!”

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Atheists who have read the Bible and think that contains immoral things, why do you assume that?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

You Only Live Twice

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Was Jimmy Carter a good President of the United States?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Goldfinger

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Why do Indian guys love Russian girls?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

What are some difficulties in a JEE aspirant's life?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Is it wrong of me to feel uncomfortable that my friend thinks my brother is hot?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-”Ah so!”

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

What is the dirtiest thing you have witnessed your wife do?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

From Russia With Love

Does being poor build better character than being born rich?

Live and Let Die

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Dr No

Why do US military soldiers/officers have a chest full of medal ribbons when they probably haven't been in a combat situation? Are the medals for attendance, good behaviour, or long service perhaps?

-J W Pepper

Octopussy

The Man with the Golden Gun

Why do Indian parents force their kids to do stuff?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

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